REAL NEAT BLOG AWARD

Okay so first up: I was nominated by a beautiful potato who’s humor almost killed me so thank you because that literally made my day.

You can find her blog down below and it would make me so happy if you commented something meaningful on her latest post.

BEST BLOG EVER

1.YANNY OR LAUREL?

If any of you heard Laurel, I’m disappointed in you. Like how in de name of ice-cream does that sound anything like Laurel. I’m going to leave the links to some ear doctor’s down below coz y’all need help.

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Disclaimer:I’m kiddingggggggggg.Not really2.WHAT’S THE CRAZIEST THING ONE OF YOUR TEACHER’S HAS DONE?

a) Forced us to dance on the tables and show off the cringiest dance moves we knew

b) Forced us to sing after a few of us lost things on tour. If you lost something you had to sing in front of the whole grade 7 class.This guy in my grade had a flashlight identical to mine and I freaked out coz I thought it was mine. Fun fact about me:My friend’s say I’m a good singer, I am sometimes but I lose every single bit of talent when I’m nervous so I flopped singing in front of my entire grade and class. Turns out the flashlight wasn’t mine and I had completely embarrassed myself

c) Called me Mrs… My crush was in my class and somehow the whole school knew I liked him and when my class rocked up to the teacher’s class she called me by his surname and I answered before my brain registered it.

3.WHAT’S A QUOTE YOU HATE AND WHY?

Most of you already know that I’m in love with quotes but the dumbest one in the entire universe has got to be “Well, life isn’t fair.” Like hello, do you think I would be in trouble and having to hear that pointless quote if it was fair. And I always get in trouble because of this quote because instead of me replying I do this:

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4. WHAT’S THE DUMBEST WAY YOU’VE BEEN INJURED?

So, this is super embarrassing and totally cringey but, the dumbest way I’ve been injured is stretching. My friend and I were in the gym and she was stretching her leg and she pulled a muscle and I asked her what happened and she was like “All I did was…” and then me being me discarded the bit about her pulling a muscle from doing it and did it. I couldn’t walk for TWO DAYS!Because I’m me I couldn’t just include one event so here’s the next dumb thing I’ve done. I ran into a wall.

NOW BEFORE YOU START JUDGING ME

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I was three years old and it was Christmas time. My cousins and I decided to play touches in the house. Naturally the adults told us we would get hurt but did we listen, I mean at first my cousins kinda did, but then I was like nahhh they being extra besides the point, we were running in the house. And I was being chased and I turned around to look at where my cousin was and I did something similar to the GIF down below.

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Except there was blood and a gigantic gash in my head and loads of tears, I still have the scar.

5.WHICH CELEBRITY DO YOU LOOK LIKE?

So I took a quiz…

Ariana

HOW IN DE NAME OF CHOCOLATE DO I LOOK LIKE ARIANA GRANDE!??

So because I was lied to by a website I took another quiz.

Can I please just say I look absolutely NOTHING like Emma Watson!!

So I took another quiz…

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So the internet is a lie. *rolls eyes and slams door angrily* (She wanted Jessica Capshaw)

But it’s fine *sighs dramatically* I’ll just pretend I have the ability to sing *wipes fake tear away*.

6.WHAT IS ONE RIDICULOUS THING SOMEONE HAS TRICKED YOU INTO DOING OR BELIEVING?

So it was the last day of term last year and naturally my friends and I brought tons of unhealthy food to eat. So we were sitting down laughing, talking about boys, the usual. And my friend pulls out a packet of Oreos and she gives everyone except me and I whined and threw a hissy fit (I was joking) and I pretended to be upset and walk away. 10 seconds later I walk back to the group and get given an Oreo I devour it in one mouthful and then my friend does the meanest thing ever. She tells me she spat in the Oreo. I died inside. And my friends laughed at me like the wonderful savages they are.

7.ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 HOW’S YOUR DAY GOING SO FAR AND WHY?

My day’s been like a 3 so far because I’m tired af and I’m too lazy to make myself something to eat and I’m hungry. But it’s been kinda fun at the same time because I’ve been writing this lovely post about the cringiness that is my life.

Hope you enjoyed this post and if you haven’t checked out Bayyy’s Real Neat Blog Award. It’s worth it so go read it!

I nominate

Hannah 

Zovi

Grl Behind Screen

MY QUESTIONS

  • Chocolate flavoured poop or poop flavoured chocolate (I know I’m evil)?
  • What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a kid do?
  • What’s the most useless product around today?
  • Would you rather have skin that changes colour based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body that depict what you did yesterday?
  • What’s something weird you recommend people do at least once?
  • What is something people are obsessed with but you don’t understand?

xxxChips

How rare and beautiful you are

Things I’ve Learned in 1 year of blogging🌿

Heyy everyone

So this is a post I’ve been wanting to write for a while and I’ve finally gotten a chance so I proudly present you with:

1.BE YOURSELF

It’s easy to put on a mask.But it takes guts to be yourself. If there’s one thing I’ve learnt it’s that people relate and love honesty.Be yourself.Love yourself.And don’t be afraid to let your freak flag fly.

2.BE GENUINE WHEN REPLYING TO COMMENTS

I didn’t learn this one all on my one. But shortly after reading #Girlboss I started Seventeen Wishes and responding to comments in a genuine way and not getting caught up in seeming a certain way has helped me make friendships with other bloggers and get to learn more about myself and other people. I’ve learnt that people will always love the real you more than a mask🌿💕

3.DON’T BE AFRAID TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE

You’re a blogger.And you should be proud of that! Don’t be afraid to mention your blog or market or share your posts on your social media either.I know it can be frightening but believe me when I say it’ll work out, don’t be afraid to take a chance.

4.DO THE MOST

Blog about the things you love.And things that interest you and don’t be afraid to try something new if you find your current niche no longer works for YOU.

5.DON’T DO IT FOR THE VIEWS

There is nothing wrong with wanting your blog to be successful. But at the end of the day,at least in my opinion,blogging shouldn’t only be about the numbers. Make sure you’re writing for reasons that matter and are important to YOU.

6.GIVE IT YOUR ALL BUT DON’T FORGET TO LOVE YOURSELF

If you decide blogging is for you then I encourage you to try your best. Blogging is full of excitement and endless learning experiences.If at some stage it becomes to much don’t be afraid of taking a break, loving blogging is great but don’t push yourself to the point where you burnout.And even if you do experience burnout, it’s OKAY. Don’t rush the process of taking time to focus on yourself.💕

So that’s it for this post,I hope you enjoyed it ❤️

xxxChips

“Flower child with a rock and roll heart”

CHATTY UPDATE

I have written a chatty random update in a while now so I figured I might as well do that because honestly it’s always nice to see the random things I do.

So I’ve been in Australia for the past three weeks and I’m not sure if you guys are into the whole photo collage of my trip here thing, but I personally am not and I’m extremely self-conscious about taking photos of anything because I feel like people are staring at me and normally I don’t care but this one of the very few things that bothers me.Also I discovered the most amazing song ever, I can’t believe I forgot to tell you guys about it, coz you know I’m mad about my music!

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This is one of those songs where you just go crazy because of the dopeness of the beat and I’ve been obsessing over this one for weeks!!Madly in love with this song in case I didn’t say it before. I’ve been having such a chilled time here(Australia), but I find it so weird that people who like, live close to the ocean, don’t ever go there.And I’m just like: What are you even doing with your life????

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I honestly can’t be bothered with life and being social right now, I just wanna sleep and eat cheesecake,Oh btw, I went to watch Jumanji today.It was absolutely hilarious so if you’re looking for a movie to watch in the next couple of weeks go watch that one!

Anyway this was just a random post but like total proof I don’t have my life together at all.

xxxChips

Probably won’t be deleting this because you know I’m not perfect,I  just want you guys to know that I’m a friggen mess and I’m accepting it.

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My Insta feed is a lot better than this blog post!!!Also I’m following pretty much all the bloggers that follow me just because your feed is so much better than mine(lol)

BYEEE

Love ya self

WOULD YOU RATHER|CHRISTMAS EDITION

Blogmas Day 1:

We’re starting off Blogmas with….

WOULD.YOU.RATHER.

But, like, Christmas edition. You can leave your answers below if you wanna share with the fam, but, like, yeah: Let’s get started!

Damn, just when I thought I had the intro thing nailed.

Would you rather…

SIT ON SANTA’S LAP FOR AN HOUR

OR

CHUG A GALLON OF EGGNOG AT ONCE

-Well… I’ve never actually tasted eggnog and I think I would kind of hate myself for chugging something I found gross but with the Santa’s lap for an hour thing, I get bored, really quickly. And kicking Santa wouldn’t exactly put me on the nice list so, I’m gonna have to go with Eggnog!

 

CHRISTMAS TREES FEEL PAIN WHEN YOU CUT THEM DOWN AND WATCH THEM CRY

OR

HAVE CHRISTMAS COOKIES FEEL PAIN WHEN YOU BITE INTO THEM AND HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM SCREAM

-I actually find this one really funny because today, right before my mum left for her baking class I asked her to bring me some gingerbread men and women and they are absolutely DELICIOUS! With the tree thing, I’m a vegetarian because of my love for the environment and I hate the idea (and yes, I know it sounds stupid) of trees being in pain. Sooo, this is a hard one but I’m going with the cookies.

 

PERMANENT SANTA BEARD 

OR

PERMANENT REINDEER ANTLERS

-ANTLERS ALL THE WAY! Do you people have any idea how itchy, a beard must be! Let alone a beard, that full and luscious and long. I don’t do beards, soz.  

 

HAVE TO LOUDLY SING THE CHORUS OF “JINGLE BELLS” EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO A ROOM FOR A WEEK

OR

HAVE TO WEAR A SANTA SUIT FOR A WEEK

-The song thing is a bit like the Star Wars thing for me, like if I could have that song I’d be down for dat! 

REACH INTO YOUR STOCKING AND FIND A DEAD MOUSE

OR

REACH INTO YOUR STOCKING A FIND A LIVE MOUSE

-Dudeee, I would rather reach in and find sweets, thank, you, very, much!

 

HAVE TINSEL FOR HAIR

OR

HAVE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS FOR FINGERS

TINSEL!!!It’s so much fun to play with,plus I could wack people in the face…

 

ONLY BE ALLOWED TO EAT CANDY CANES FOR TWO DAYS 

OR

ONLY BE ALLOWED TO EAT FUITCAKE FOR TWO DAYS

-Tbh, I hate both of them but if I had to choose I would go with the candy canes because you can throw them at people and it won’t knock them out. Hehehe

 

HAVE A NOSE LIKE RUDOLPH’S

OR

EARS LIKE AN ELF

-Guyysss who wouldn’t want a cute little red nose.

STAR IN HOME ALONE

OR

THE POLAR EXPRESS

-UHH… DUH-Home Alone. I know it sounds weird, lol, most things I say sound weird, but the thought of a bunch of thieves in my house with me playing tricks on them kinda appeals to me…

As always…

xxxChips

Dear Santa, I can explain…

PERIOD HORROR STORY!!?CRINGEY!!!

AWWWWKKKKKS!!!

WOW, let’s just say this is an interesting topic…

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 36 Pics

So what happened was:

It was a normal school day, and I was being savage (as expected) with my friend who we’re going to call Peanut Butter.And we legit just walk up and down this sort of path thingy, anyway I was doing that when these girls (who are pretty much, like… okay, let’s say we’re frenemies) called me over and I was like “Hold on” to Peanut Butter and I walked to them and they’re like “Are you on your period?” and I’m like “That’s a weird question to ask, but lol, no why?” and THEN THEY WAS LIKE “There’s blood on your dress” and because I’m me I did the whole turn around and try to see thii

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And I finally understood, why it was called a heavy flow because the blood had decided to flow on the bottom “half” of my dress. Now this wouldn’t be such a huge issue

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I didn’t pass my crush everyday while walking on this path and we fairly long breaks so since I pass him like over 10 times in one break I’m like freaking out because WHAT IF HE SAW but like I need to change before anyone else sees, so what happened was I ran to the office with Peanut Butter and I explained to the lady at the office what had happened and she’s like okay and she told Peanut Butter to run to the thrift shop to get me a dress and she’s like “You guys are practically the same size, so just get a dress that looks like it’ll fit you” and then she lead me into the sick room, where there were two other guys who were actually sick and stuff, so I stood against the wall and waited.

And waited,and waited.

And then Penguin comes into the office with a bunch of his friends, I legit died a little inside like, because bruhh and like thank goodness he didn’t see me in there coz that would’ve lead to questions… )so finally Peanut Butter arrives and I grab  the dress say thank you and dash to the bathroom, like Usain Bolt ain’t got nothing on me.

So I changed into this dress and I was thinking “OMG WHAT IF HE SAW!HOW MANY PEOPLE SAW!” and also I was pretty livid  bloody mad at those girls because they laughed and gossiped about it between themselves. And then later (I was still wearing the oversized dress Peanut Butter brought me) like I was sitting and they were walking past and I got up to  throw something away and they’re like laughing and giggling at me and then one of them is like “How did you mess up your dress again, isn’t that another dress.”

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And I am not an OMG that was mean I wanna cry type of girl, I’m a, now you mad me made move before I punch something (most likely you) type of girl.

..is it sad that I said this to someone one day..? "I find that when I look at you I want to hit you with a brick... Dude, run away before I find a brick."-Arizona

This is why Arizona will forever be my spirit animal.

Anyway, then this happened:

 

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(In my mind)

Lol, we have a really scary principal, I ain’t about to have a one on one with her because I was educating a girl on the proper way to talk to someone.

So I was just like

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Lol, I didn’t do that either but I walked away.

And then, even though I was in agony, and in a stupid dress that was like quadruple the size of me and school finished at 2 I had to wait till 5ish before getting fetched from school.

Stupid. Irregular.Cycle.

Anywayy, if you’re a guy and you read this,

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oh my gosh what is wrong with me

lol, bye

15 Period Confessions That Literally Every Woman Can Relate To  "You know a period makes you a little irrational when the thought "if I were to stab a knife in my abdomen I would feel better" crosses your mind and seems like viable solution. "     Modern mothers created the idea of the hygienic crisis because they stressed the importance of buying the right "equipment" to avoid the dangers displayed in this image.

xxxChips

Also comment you’re favourite way too stop yourself from beating up mean girls, because like, lol, and also, the year is ending heyy, and people gonna see FLAMES on the last day!

GUESS WHO GOT TWITTER!?

Heyyy famm

So I’m pretty sure you can tell from the title but…

I JUST GOT TWITTER!

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I’ll be using my Twitter to share any blog related stuff, any Q and A’s will come from there, and not only will I share big news here, but on Twitter as well. I have a bunch of fun stuff coming your way, and give me a follow! I would love to follow you guys too and it’s just easier this way, than for me to find every single blogger I follow or vice versa. Also don’t forget to vote on which post you’d like to see next, also on my Twitter.

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Random but…. my mood right now

 

That’s all for now

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xxxChips

‘All we need is love, peace and chocolate’

Also I just found out blogtober… is a thing!!! Thoughts???

SOUNDTRACK TO MY LIFE//Tag

Heyyyyoooo!

Today’s post is a little different and I’m sure if you read the title you know why. I’ve never actually done a tag, so this is pretty much new to me!!

The Rules:

  1. Give a shoutout to the creator(me) because honestly I need more music in my life
  2. Link the person who tagged you and thank them
  3. Tag +5 people
  4. WRITE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT! IF YOU HAVE 5 PAGES WORTH OF SONGS: DO YOU BOO!!!

Okay so I tag:

X-Elizabeth

X-Tanya

X-Monika

X-Alyssa

X-Chloe

X-Alanna

Without further ado, let’s get into the post!

Okay so the first few songs are by Lil Wayne because I legit grew up listening to him, coz my brother was a little obsessed and so was I.  Little 5 year old me knew the lyrics to Blunt Blowin’ and when I think about it now it actually makes me laugh. Really loud

Lolipop-Lil Wayne

Young and Beautiful-Lana del Rey

Delilah-Florence+The Machine

Bad Liar-Selena Gomez

Pop style-Drake

Cold-Maroon 5

Dark Times-The Weekend

Video Games-Lana del Rey

Hurricane-Halsey

Paper Planes-M.I.A

Girls Like Girls-Hayley Kiyoko

Waiting Game-Banks

Powerful-Ellie Goulding

Free-6lack

Wannabe-The Spice Girls

Stressed Out-Twenty One Pilots

You Don’t Own Me-Grace

High By The Beach-Lana del Rey

ANYTHING MELANIE MARTINEZ!!

On Your Side-The Veronicas

23-Miley Cyrus

Feel It Still-Portugal.The MAN

Often-The Weeknd

Breathe(2am)-Anna Nalick

Gravel To Tempo-Hayley Kiyoko

Okay, so Gravel To Tempo is the song I dance to when  I just wanna be myself. I dance how I want to and even if my dancing sucks (which it doesn’t) there’s nobody to compare myself too coz I’m just doing me. And also Hayley Kiyoko’s music just resonates with me and I feel like her music video’s just represent her and her image and her message so well!

You Already Know-Fergie

Scars To Your Beautiful-Alessia Cara

Blurred Lines-Robin Thicke

Little Talks-Of Monsters and Men

Fake Love-Drake

See You Again-Elle King

Thunder-Imagine Dragons

Turn Down For What-DJ Snake

21-Delilah

This song reminds me of Penguin

The Show-Lenka

Bad Thongs-Machine Gun Kelly

Can’t Remember To Forget You-Shakira

Gold-Kiiara

Death Of A Bachelor-Panic!At the Disco

Genesis-Dua Lipa

River-Bishop Briggs

-SOULFOOD!!!

Back to Black-Amy Winehouse

Because Amy Winehouse is solid gold!

Swalla-Jason Derulo

You’re Such A-Hailee Steinfield

Crying In The Club-Camilla Cabello

Cold Water-Justin Bieber

Purple Lamborghini-Suicide Squad

I have pretty much listened to this song every day since I first heard it!! It honestly, is that good and the lyrics are golden, this song just has such a special place in my heart!

Dear Porcupine-Melanie Martinez

-If you’re a Crybaby too, shout out to you for being awesome!

They Say I’m Different-Betty Davis

-Betty Davis is the only Queen B in my opinion.Her music is weird and wonderful,and I FEEL LIKE HER MESSAGE IS JUST HEY, LOOK AT ME I’M AMAZING, I’M FLAWED, I’M GORGEOUS, I’M A QUEEN AND I SLAYYY!

Under The Influence-Elle King

Before I Ever Met You-Banks

Gangsta-Kehlani

Wreak Havoc-Skylar Grey

Issues-Julia Michaels

But you got ’em too

Heaven Knows-The Pretty Reckless

Don’t Mind-Kent Jones

-Let’s just say they’re like 5 pages in my journal dedicated to this song and all my memories of it 

First Time-Kygo

Tell Me It’s Okay-Paramore

Pool-Paramore

26-Paramore

Ain’t It Fun-Paramore

The Only Exception-Paramore

Ignorance-Paramore

Fake Happy-Paramore

Still Into You-Paramore

Misery Business-Paramore

Hard Times-Paramore

Pretty much anything by Paramore

Tennesee-Kiiara

Say Anymore-Kiiara

Feels-Kiiara

Anything by Fall Out Boy

Hype-Drake

7/11-Beyonce

Underground Kings-Drake

Whippin-Kiiara

Bang Bang-Jessie J

Florida Kilos-Lana del Rey

Shades Of Cool-Lana del Rey

The Bare Necessities-Melody Gardot

You Got Me-G-Eazy

Trophies-Young Money

I Know You-Skylar Grey

Ngud’-Kwesta

Perfect Couple III-Fozzey and Vanc

Mean To Me-Delilah

Can’t Blame A Girl For Trying-Sabrina Carpenter

Lights-Ellie Goulding

Dangerous Woman-Ariana Grande

Okay so that’s all(for now) I have like 2 days’ worth of songs but I won’t share them all(right this second).

Okay I’m tired, this is like my third post today (I deleted one of them coz the poll wasn’t working). But in case you didn’t get a chance to read my glitchy post here’s a quick summary:

I need an activity to do for fun should I do

  1. Dancing
  2. Gymnastics
  3. Boxing
  4. Other(please specify in comments)

And then secondly, I’m trying to make study notes for History but I need a method that works really well. For this just comment the colour.

  • Mindmaps(blue)
  • Flashcards(orange)
  • Cornell Note Taking Technique(pink)
  • Other(please specify in comments)(green)

And also

I HAVE EXCITING NEWS!!!

But you’ll have to wait to find out what it is…

DFTBA!!!

xxxChips