Blogmas Day 1:
We’re starting off Blogmas with….
But, like, Christmas edition. You can leave your answers below if you wanna share with the fam, but, like, yeah: Let’s get started!
Damn, just when I thought I had the intro thing nailed.
Would you rather…
SIT ON SANTA’S LAP FOR AN HOUR
CHUG A GALLON OF EGGNOG AT ONCE
-Well… I’ve never actually tasted eggnog and I think I would kind of hate myself for chugging something I found gross but with the Santa’s lap for an hour thing, I get bored, really quickly. And kicking Santa wouldn’t exactly put me on the nice list so, I’m gonna have to go with Eggnog!
CHRISTMAS TREES FEEL PAIN WHEN YOU CUT THEM DOWN AND WATCH THEM CRY
HAVE CHRISTMAS COOKIES FEEL PAIN WHEN YOU BITE INTO THEM AND HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM SCREAM
-I actually find this one really funny because today, right before my mum left for her baking class I asked her to bring me some gingerbread men and women and they are absolutely DELICIOUS! With the tree thing, I’m a vegetarian because of my love for the environment and I hate the idea (and yes, I know it sounds stupid) of trees being in pain. Sooo, this is a hard one but I’m going with the cookies.
PERMANENT SANTA BEARD
PERMANENT REINDEER ANTLERS
-ANTLERS ALL THE WAY! Do you people have any idea how itchy, a beard must be! Let alone a beard, that full and luscious and long. I don’t do beards, soz.
HAVE TO LOUDLY SING THE CHORUS OF “JINGLE BELLS” EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO A ROOM FOR A WEEK
HAVE TO WEAR A SANTA SUIT FOR A WEEK
-The song thing is a bit like the Star Wars thing for me, like if I could have that song I’d be down for dat!
REACH INTO YOUR STOCKING AND FIND A DEAD MOUSE
REACH INTO YOUR STOCKING A FIND A LIVE MOUSE
-Dudeee, I would rather reach in and find sweets, thank, you, very, much!
HAVE TINSEL FOR HAIR
HAVE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS FOR FINGERS
TINSEL!!!It’s so much fun to play with,plus I could wack people in the face…
ONLY BE ALLOWED TO EAT CANDY CANES FOR TWO DAYS
ONLY BE ALLOWED TO EAT FUITCAKE FOR TWO DAYS
-Tbh, I hate both of them but if I had to choose I would go with the candy canes because you can throw them at people and it won’t knock them out. Hehehe
HAVE A NOSE LIKE RUDOLPH’S
EARS LIKE AN ELF
-Guyysss who wouldn’t want a cute little red nose.
STAR IN HOME ALONE
THE POLAR EXPRESS
-UHH… DUH-Home Alone. I know it sounds weird, lol, most things I say sound weird, but the thought of a bunch of thieves in my house with me playing tricks on them kinda appeals to me…
Dear Santa, I can explain…